{"id":37298,"date":"2023-11-18T11:33:27","date_gmt":"2023-11-18T11:33:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/?p=37298"},"modified":"2023-11-18T11:33:27","modified_gmt":"2023-11-18T11:33:27","slug":"how-each-zodiac-tells-you-to-go-fk-yourself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/how-each-zodiac-tells-you-to-go-fk-yourself\/","title":{"rendered":"How Each Zodiac Tells You To Go F**k Yourself"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fpm_start\"><\/div>\n<h3 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Aries: March 21 \u2013 April 19th<\/h3>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">They block you across social media and wait for you to get the hint.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Taurus: April 20th \u2013 May 20th<\/h3>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">They send you paragraphs of texts explaining all the ways you\u2019ve hurt them and how it\u2019s unacceptable.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Gemini: May 21st \u2013 June 20th<\/h3>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">They make a point to exclude you \u2014 and make sure you\u00a0<i>know<\/i>\u00a0you\u2019re excluded.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Cancer: June 21st \u2013 July 22nd<\/h3>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">They post \u2018vague\u2019 statuses about you that everyone can tell are about you.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Leo: July 23rd \u2013 August 22nd<\/h3>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">They reply to your texts with one-word answers.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Virgo: August 23rd \u2013 September 22nd<\/h3>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">They smile to your face and give \u2018compliments\u2019 that are secretly insults.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Libra: September 23rd \u2013 October 22nd<\/h3>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">They wait until you turn around, give you the middle finger to your back, and curse about you to themselves on the car ride home.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Scorpio: October 23rd \u2013 November 21st<\/h3>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">They get into a screaming match with you in public.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Sagittarius: November 22nd \u2013 December 21st<\/h3>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">They leave your ass and never look back.<\/p><script data-noptimize=\"\" data-wpfc-render=\"false\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\nfpm_start( \"true\" );\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n\n<h3 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Capricorn: December 22nd \u2013 January 19th<\/h3>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">They literally look you in the eyes and say, \u201cGo fuck yourself.\u201d<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Aquarius: January 20th \u2013 February 18th<\/h3>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">They post pictures of themselves going out drinking and looking sexy so you can see you\u2019re missing out.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Pisces: February 19th \u2013 March 20th<\/h3>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">They delete your number and stop answering your texts.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-37307\" src=\"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/akbar-5.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/akbar-5.png 1000w, https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/akbar-5-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/akbar-5-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/akbar-5-768x1152.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"fpm_end\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aries: March 21 \u2013 April 19th They block you across social media and wait for you to get the hint. Taurus: April 20th \u2013 May 20th They send you paragraphs of texts explaining all the ways you\u2019ve hurt them and how it\u2019s unacceptable. Gemini: May 21st \u2013 June 20th They make a point to exclude &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":37307,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/akbar-5.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37298"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37298"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37312,"href":"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37298\/revisions\/37312"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/37307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shinefeeds.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}