Some are obsessed with Christmas, while others cannot wait until the holiday season is over. So, whether we’re waiting impatiently to open our presents or wondering how in the world we’re related to our families, it’s safe to say that Christmas is full of special and memorable moments.
In the end, even when it’s bad, it turns out to be good. Because that’s what this holiday really means; it’s about reluctantly spending time with loved ones and then wishing it could last forever. Here’s a preview of how you should expect your Christmas Day to unfold, based on your zodiac sign:
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Having fun in the snow until you can no longer feel your hands from too many snowball fights.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Getting way too excited about opening presents and then not having your expectations met.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Destroying all of the snowmen in your neighborhood and laughing all the way home.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Cooking too much food and then complaining that nobody ate it.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Drinking hot cocoa while your relatives fight about the latest news.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Sleeping in, watching Christmas movies, and avoiding phone calls all day.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Singing “O Holy Night” 30+ times to the point where it doesn’t even make sense anymore.
Scorpio (October 22 – November 21)
Visiting Santa in his grotto while wearing your ugliest Christmas sweater.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Staying home and avoiding anything Christmas-related.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Buying generic presents at the airport for your family.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Drinking too much mulled wine and getting drunk in front of your parents.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Eating too many Christmas Cookies and then looking at your enlarged belly in the mirror.
Merry Christmas, ya filfthy animals!